OLD AGE

It's terrible to grow old alone.
My wife hasn't had a birthday in six years. She says she's just turned 30 (it was a U-turn).
Nowadays my feet hurt even before I get out of bed.
The hardest things for me to raise in my garden are my knees.
At sixty-five you begin to regret the sins you didn't commit.
I must be getting old -- all my dreams about girls are reruns.
It's not how old you are, but how you are old.
In youth we run into difficulties, in old age difficulties run into us.
Growing old has one advantage: you'll never have to do it over again.
The trouble with old age is that there's not much of a future in it.


 

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